Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have, the longer
you live.
How long a minute is depends
on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.
Ever notice that the people who
are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to
wait for them?
Most of us go to our grave with
our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices
every day, how come nothing
is free yet?
You may be only one person
in the world, but you may also
be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much
fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from
crayons: some are sharp,
some are pretty, some are dull,
some have weird names, and
all are different colors.... but
they all have to learn to live in
the same box.
Everything should be made as
simple as possible, but no
simpler.
A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.
Happiness comes through
doors you didn't even know
you left open.
Have an awesome day, a wonderful holiday season
and know that someone has thought about you today!
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It's a matter of my opinion that Yule love the game we're about
to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks
with an expression commonly used at Christmastide. Answers
repose at the end of this column.
1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____.
2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited
by the ghost of _____.
3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____.
4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____.
5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. ______.
6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they
are passing on _____.
7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____.
8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____.
9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____.
10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____.
11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____.
12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.
13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December
25 as _____.
14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a
Merry Christmas? _____.
Meretricious to all! And don't forget that There's No Plate
Like Chrome for the Hollandaise.
Answers
1. Christmas Eve
2. Christmas Present
3. North Poll
4. Hoe, hoe, hoe.
5. Noel,(no L)
6. seasons' greetings.
7. St. Nickleless.
8. Bah! (or Baa!) Humbug!
9. silent knight
10. sandy claws
11. Christmas cards
12. cresh
13. Christmas Carols
14. Fleece Navidad!
